The creation of the goonies
Prologue
The beginning
In the beginning the cradle was made and they worked hard on keeping it beautiful and peaceful but one day a council was made and they agreed upon making 7 masks 1 mask would go to the gremlins, 1 to the slimes, 1 to the fiends, 1 to the beasts, 1 to the constructs and 2 to the knights. but the council had not gave the undead anything and their leader was furious so at the great machine force located inside mt.oramor he created a mask of unspeakable power and from that day on this man is knowing as lord vanaduke. and so a great war waged for decades in between the council and the army of the dead in the end a great warrior knowing as sir gander had slayed vanaduke and as he approached the force to destroy the mask he was captivated by its awesomeness and decide to keep it for himself. And because of this that man was slaying by the dreadnaughts a group of elite undead and the mask was lost in the rivers that followed through the mountains. Decades later a very powerful sorceress so awesmazing the last narrator's head exploded just thinking about her and she was knowing as chunk one of the greatest warriors to every set foot on the cradle for the very mention of her name stuck fear in the heart of evil. Anyways she found the mask and for saw a future and if that mask were ever returned to the throne of almir the great and sinister vanaduke would be revived and walk the earths of this world once more and nothing would be able to stop his tyrannical take over.
So chunk know what she had to do she figured that if the mask was throwing back into the machine forge it would stop the revival of lord vanaduke and so she set of to the town of bandor. This small village was a nice, peaceful place and had some great past warriors and some who were just beginning their journey and a last that is where our story begins with a young man by the name of rwar. Chunk had heard stories about this cheerful fellow and how he had a hidden power witch gave him the power of extreme speed that a normal mortal could not ever reach, and so she approached his little home and knocked on his door and she heard a voice “who is it cause I'm kinda busy “and chunk said ”this is sir chunk I hope I'm not bothering you” utterly astonished rwar wiped the door open unfortunately he forgot what he was doing and that was, he was getting dressed there for he was in his undergarments chunk laughed as rwar wiped on some cloths and said “ why are you here it strange you would even visit bandor” “ I'm looking for some of the best warriors and I have heard of your legendary speed, so sir rwar I want you to fight with me what say you”. Flattered rwar agreed to go on this epic quest and so now he and chunk set travel to a new land not realizing what is ahead.
Chapter 1
The land of the talking shadows
Rwar and chunk have been travelling for days now and finally they have arrived to the land of the shadows, it was dark as night, it rained black water from the skies; they could hear the screams and cries of the falling warriors that have died here. Rwar and chunk were horrified by the images they saw, dead body's lied everywhere, every step they took they would step in the blood of the falling warriors, and to make it worst there were constant shadow mirages of the horrifying ways the warriors died, but even so they still did not turn back and went deeper. As they were walking rwar saw a crank lever, curious rwar went up and turned it and it started to play the music you hear in a jack-in-the-box chunk cried out not to turn it anymore but it was too late rwar turned it all the way and a giant echo of a thump went out all through the land. Surprisingly nothing happened but then rwar felt a trembling from under his feet and a giant shadow golem arisen from the ground for that crank rwar turned was actually a turn handle for an alarm clock hidden under ground which in turn ringed and woke the golem. As rwar shrugged at chunk he then bolted out of there as fast as possible and pulled out the fang of vog a powerful sword and then he striked the beast with all his might but if did not harm the golem it is then when a mysterious shadow slayed the beast with only one blow utterly shocked chunk picked her jaw up from the ground and she and rwar continued on.
Tired they found shelter in an old looking temple and as they walked in they heard someone say “god I'm starving what's there to eat” they looked all over and found their shadows were talking to them and chunk said “ummm excuse me but are you talking” “pfffff yes but I'm not what I seem” then a full grown man had arisen from her shadow he was tall, blue and oddly enough he had a tail and then the man proceeded to say “ hello all I I'm sir poetry the dashing. I I'm the great warrior who has slaying thousands of man with my ability to control the element of shadow. Why in the world have you come here it seem unusual” I I'm sir chunk the courageous a great war is coming and I need help of the greatest warriors I “ “ don't say anything more sir chunk I shall pelage my allegiance to you and your cause”. And so the three travel onward towards a place so hot it makes the sun fell like a winter day
Chapter 2
Taking burned to a whole new level
They now are in the hottest place on the cradle for it is so hot the last narrator got 3thd degree burn just from thinking about it. So the group looked over yonder and what they saw was thing that the writer put in just to troll them along the way, the lakes were made of lava, the ground was made of heated rock, ice cold lemonade stands that got farther the closer you got to them, it was like they were in the realm of muspelheim (the demon realm of asgard) itself they walked and walked but they still did not see any signs of civilization that is when a fire demon arisen from the pools of lava and all you can hear was rwar yelling “OH COME ON REALLY” rwar was so mad that he ran fast enough to put out the fire demon and all that was left was a really big angry horned guy it is then when rwar charged at it and stabbed it in the heart but the demon started to laugh and said “ you idiot I have 2 hearts, wait god no I donated my extra one” and then the demon died and to their amazement inside the beast was a heart made of ice in which they slept on and had a pretty chill nap. After they were done resting they continued until they found a man his armor was on fire and he wielded a great sword of ice knowing as glacius.
They approached this man and he caused the ground behind them to erupt it was obvious he could control fire he yelled “who goes there” so Poe stood and said 'we are a group of people who have sworn to fight a great war that is coming we are gathering the greatest warriors around and we would love your help” “hmmm I can't see wh” and at that moment the fire demon from before now 10 times his original size grabbed this man and throw him in the pits of molten magma are heroes were stunned at what they saw the man had risen from the magma and created a giant ball of magma and yelled “FOUR” and shacked the ball with his sword smacking and melting the demons face and then the man said “ I'm sir qublu and I accept your offer”. And so the heroes now travel to a new destination and they were relieved they did not have to bake any longer.
Chapter 3
Even the brave get frightened
Are brave heroes now travel mordalian the most scumbag place in the entire cradle all the meanest toughest and oddly enough it won the ribs contest ever year for the past 3 decades. As are friends walk closer and closer they are swarmed by flocks of beggars and finally they reached the gates of mordalian when they entered it was awful the sky was crimson red, there were fires everywhere, the place looked worse than a plastic surgery gone wrong, everywhere they turned they saw a person beaning throwing out of a bar widow and jumping back in and then get throwing back out the window again and the worst part was the smell you know when someone eats a lot of bean and then lets it out in an elevator, it's like that but 1000 times worst. Qublu had noticed something that almost made him cry with pure happiness, he saw an Irish pub and so they decide to go in and take a look, so as they were dragging qublu in after he faint from the happiness rwar felt something was wrong but didn't bother to worry about it. In a matter of 3 minutes qublu has drinking approximately 2 gallons of Irish beer; he was so drunk he couldn't even speak a sentence without stuttering or falling down and because of this he fell on top of the drinks of some retired almir knights and they were furious and the almir yelled out in a Irish accent
“Who the bloody heck do you think you are boy” “hahaha 'burp' you guys are a bunch of washed up piles of crap, bloody disgusting piles of crap” “oh really boy” then the almir processed to pick up his wooden bar and smash it on qublu's head and then qublu took a table and tossed it at them and war broke loose it was the biggest bar fight they have ever seen all you saw was qublu with a metal bar stool whacking the crap out of whoever was in front of him he seem to be a lot more brutal when he was drunk and he smacked a man on the top of the head and the man yelled” ENOUGH” he pushed everyone and thing to the walls of the bar and said” STOP THIS BLOODY DRUNK FEST” and by are heroes except qublu who couldn't even tell right from left were amazed at this man. So chunk processed to ask the man “who are you” “I I'm sir buddy the brave and you” “I'm sir chunk I need the best around to help me in a great battle and you are worth of this” “I accept” then someone kicked the door down and said” YOU!!!!! I challenge you buddy if I win, I get that spot in her army” “I accept”
But buddy didn't know this but that was the legendary warrior phobic he could scare even the bravest of knight so this fight would not be easy. They fought and fought and buddy was about to give the final blow when he looked at phobic's eye and saw it he saw he's worst memory, the day he lost he's father. He's father was slaying right in front of buddy's eyes, buddy felt it was he's fault and it had haunted him for his entire life. Buddy had grown weak and got throwing through the wall, as buddy's fate was about to be sealed his father's spirit appeared in front of him and said “son it was never your fault it was meant to happen but you must stand and fight for you and for me I will always be with you” buddy was so moved that he's eye's started to glow he looked at phobic and lifted he's hand and put it thumbs done little hole appeared on phobic's body and light started coming out from them and phobic disintegrated into thin air. And buddy finished saying to chunk” where do we travel next”.
Chapter 4
Muscle Mountain
Are heroes now travel to a high mountain village of acidea which is ironically located beside a pit of acid the climb was full treacheries, they were under constant attack by devilites and wolvers which took their food also so they were tired, cold and hungry they decided to take refuge in a small cavern but they constantly could hear the wolvers howling as ever one was sleeping are little friend rwar got curious and uninvited he went through chunks bag and he found what he was looking for the mask of vanaduke and with little caution he out the mask on and found he had the ability to use all the elements but there was a problem. The mask let out an energy blast that travelled through the entire cradle and this energy did a horrible thing it had awaken the dreadnaughts. Chunk had sensed a disturbance in the energy of the universe and had awoken to find rwar wearing the mask and so she slapped him with all her might across his face and knocked the mask off and at the same time tripped and fell down the mountain. At the bottom of the mountain rwar did not know how he would get back up when monster of some sort picked him up and throw him so hard that when he landed inside the cave his body made a indent in the wall because of this rwar literally shattered ever bone in he's body. When rwar had woken he felt an intense pain and said” oh god what happened “and chunk said of nothing much you just shattered ever bone in your body” “what how!!!!!” “Look at the wall “holy crap is that a indent in the wall of me” “bingo” by then everyone was ready and so they continued up the mountain and finally reached acidea it was a peaceful town but they often got attacked by the beasts that lived on the mountain.
They entered the town and it was of greens and pine trees it was warm and full of life and everyone there seem to have a Dutch accent. But than a pack of snow snarbolaxs came running at them then a giant man leaped in front of them he was 10ft tall his muscles were the sizes of the hulks and he wore a bomb mask he riffed his hand back and smashing he's hands to gather he clapped and sent the snarbolaxs flying. Chunk was terrified to even ask who he was and with a stuttering in her voice she said “wh…who aaare yyou” and then the man's head turned very slowly and looked at chunk strait in the eyes, cracked his neck twice and said in a very happy and gentle voice” hello friends it is nice to meet you”. He picked all of them up and gave then a big hug, they could all fell there ribs breaking inside them and then he said “I I'm sir tyeman the tank it is so awesmazing to meet you, what do you need” “I I'm sir chunk I need warriors great one to help me” sure than at that very moment a Trojan the size of the mountain itself arisen from the clouds and then tye leaped from the ground and landed on the Trojans chest and then processed to punch through its chest and grab it's heart and crushed it in his hands. Are other heroes were so amazed by this they fainted for they thought they were dreaming and when they a wakened tye had brought them into his home, nursed them and gave them shelter and he said in a cheerful voice “ where to next”
Chapter 5
Monty crissco
Are heroes now traveling to the land of Monty crissco, how or what is Monty crissco, he is the warmonger tyrant king of the land of Monty crissco. Before it was known as the land of the mad devlit king who had not done anything but Sir Monty crissco a knight whose thrust for war could never be fulfilled decided to overthrow the king and his land because he was bored and so he now ruled the land known as the land of Monty crissco when are heroes arrived chunk had told the guards about the urgent matter and they got to see king crissco right away when they entered they saw a man in a throne and the man stud up and yelled across the hall “ I I'm the mighty king Monty crissco who dares to even speak my name. Tye was annoyed by the kings impoliteness so he picked the king up by his cape and stared right in his eye and said “I think you should give them a proper welcome don't you” “uhhh I...I agree ummm hello brave and awesome heroes it is a pleasure to meet you” “that's better” “now what can I do for you “ “ I'm sir chunk the courageous and me and my friends here need your help, for there is a great war coming and we need your army to assist us in battle” “hmmm what do I get out of this” “the rights saying you participated in one of the greatest battles ever” “ hmmm that is pretty good” come chunk let's talk in my chamber” and so chunk and king Monty crissco went to chat as this was going on tye noticed that someone else had being sitting beside king Monty crissco's throne, he had a daughter and tye had remembered he had a daughter by the name of troch and just as rwar was going to say dibs, tye punched him and he went flying down the 2000 stairs that lead to the castle and then tye approached her and in her perceptive she just saw a 10ft man approaching her so she was ready for anything, then tye said in a soft voice “hello my lady how are you”.
Troch felt something for him and tye felt something for her to and troch said “good tye umm would you like to go for a walk” and tye smiled and said” who said you needed to walk”. Tye then proceeded to pick her up and carry her on his shoulders and they happily walked through the city. At that moment rwar reach the top and asked Poe “is she still available” Poe shook his head and all you could hear was rwar awning. 1h later chunk and King Monty crissco had finished their chat and were treated to a wonderful but noticed tye was gone and asked where tye was Poe told chunk what happened and she laughed as they enjoyed their meals. On tye's end he made a gift for he's new love his punched a carving of her face in the side of the mountain to mimic the beauty that pulses of her face and so at midnight everyone was sleeping because of this tye and troch were trying to be as quite as possible noticing that tye did not have a room troch offer for him to sleep in her chamber and so tye slept on the floor. It was 1 in the morning when the bells of danger were ringed everyone looked outside their windows to find that the army of the undead were only miles away from the walls of Monty crissco everyone gathered in the great hall of kings and chunk said “everyone prepare for war”
Chapter 6
The battle to end all battles
Every warrior in town was preparing to go to war everyone was at the gates, it all came down to this the living vs. the dead and so are heroes were more prepared then a bear of bad news they were at the gate and the man started to attack they were fighting hordes and hordes of the undead when they all realized they had a hidden special move they could use that would be awesmazingly powerful but it only would unlock if they felt an intense emotion. Tye was the first to unlock his he saw the people cheering for them and gave him intense happiness knowing that he was doing a great deed to save all, he's body started to glow with raw power and then he yelled a war cry and smashed the ground which caused it to make a wave of acid spike the size of mountains to rise from the ground. Buddy was next in line he felt intense bravery know that he could die but still fought on and at that moment he's body started to glow red and he got surrounded by the undead and throw his sword in the air and it started to spin around him and then concentrated really hard and caused the zombies heads to explode. After buddy was qublu felt intense fun and a good time and a mug of blue glowing Irish beer appeared in front of his face he drank it and a pair of volcanic wings grew from his back and he burped and a giant flame escaped from his mouth then he breathed and flames started coming from his mouth and he could also make fire bombs in his hands. Now was Poe he looked at the enemy's shield and noticed how dashing he looked and so he felt intense charisma and he's blade turned into the legendary demons shadow blade and he's shadow became a living being and they disappeared and reappeared on the other side of the zombies and he snapped his fingers and the zombies fell in to pieces.
And here we have rwar who felt intense cheerfulness and ran so fast he created an f grade tornado and swept all the zombies away. All of them fought awesomely but the dreadnaughts ran in on their undead steeds and were ripping apart king Monty crissco and one went after rwar him and rwar were clashing metal on metal sparks flied everywhere and the dreadnaught swept rwar of his feet and took the make and rushed to the forge chunk tried to go after him but he's steed was too fast and then she had a idea chunk had decided to ride on tye's shoulder and chase the dreadnaught down but it was to later they realized that it was a magic illusion the dreadnaught was at the forge and put the mask back on the body it had happen lord vanaduke lives again. Dundundunnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 7
The end
The ground started to shake the sky turned red like a fire the air smelled like ashes then the mountain started to make sound so everyone turned their head towards the noise and seen a giant hand burst through the top of mt.oramor and a blazing man had arisen from the center of the mountain it was the dreadful lord vanaduke and he yelled “hear me now all shall bow before me for I I'm the mighty and powerful vanaduke for now I control all the elements and all who oppose me shall perish in the internal fires of my kingdom, all shall be my salves and the undead shall rule once more who dares challenge me we do I sir chunk the courageous, I sir rwar the cheerful, I sir poe the dashing, I sir qublu the mighty, I sir buddy the brave, I sir tyeman the tank and I king Monty crissco and so are heroes went to vana and he smashed the ground creating a stadium of all the elements and then they attacked with everything they had and tye punched him and yelled “SOMETHING WAS ON YOUR FACE, IT WAS PAAIINN!!!!!” but as this happened vana grabbed him and throw him and he yelled “not cool bro you suck!!!! “ and then buddy fired a mind blast and yelled “ I THINK YOU HAVE SOME MENTAL PROBLUMS” but buddy got hit with a blast of fire and smashed a rock and was knocked out. Then qublu (still drunk) gave vana uppercut and he said “and they said Jackie Chan was the drunken master ha!!!” and then vana froze qublu in place. Then Poe slashed him from behind and yelled “WHAT? YOU SCARED OF YOUR OWN SHADOW” then vana increased Poe natural gravity and Poe could not move because of this.
Rwar then created a tornado and proceeded to sing you spin my head right round but vana smashed him with his mace. And so vana concentrated all he's power in one blast and fired them at chunk but then tye stood in front of the blast and said to chunk “you can do this, I believe in you” tye let out a final yell and disappeared into thin air and vana said “what will you do all your friends have been destroyed what are you going to do you pathetic little women. Chunk had finally felt an emotion intense enough to unlock her special move. Chunk grew a pair of angle wings and her body glowed with pure light and she flew into space and then pulled out her sword which had turn into the guardian of light's avenger she charged with all her might and yelled “YOU SHALL NOT RULE FOR MY FRIENDS, FOR EVERYONE YOU WILL ALL DIEEEEES AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH” chunk smashed the ground with such a force that all the clockworks was cloaked in a bright light and all evil died chunk had did it with a single blow she had destroyed all evil. Troch ran toward where tye had perished and saw his helmet she cried and her tears landed on his mask and a light surrounded his helmet and he had returned they kissed and all he could hear is his entire friends howling at him. After everything was done chunk told everyone that she had to leave and teleported away as everyone was saddened by this tye smiled know that one day, she will be returned. And after what happened this heroes agreed to make the fellowship of the goonies who would smite any evil that shall ever rise to threating the clock works
The end
This story is dedicated to captain chunk the greatest friend I ever had on spiral knights and who know she may return one day and I will always look forward to that day
-tyeman
And if you're wondering this story is4450 words long
Not counting this and the dedication
UPDATED: EVIL ENDING!!!!!! READ ON!!!
Chapter 7
The end
Evil version
The
ground started to shake the sky turned red like a fire the air smelled
like ashes then the mountain started to make sound so everyone turned
their head towards the noise and seen a giant hand burst through the top
of mt.oramor and a blazing man had arisen from the center of the
mountain it was the dreadful lord vanaduke and he yelled “hear me now
all shall bow before me for I I’m the mighty and powerful vanaduke for
now I control all the elements and all who oppose me shall perish in the
internal fires of my kingdom, all shall be my salves and the undead
shall rule once more who dares challenge me we do I sir chunk the
courageous, I sir rwar the cheerful, I sir poe the dashing, I sir qublu
the mighty, I sir buddy the brave, I sir tyeman the tank and I king
Monty crissco and so are heroes went to vana and he smashed the ground
creating a stadium of all the elements and then they attacked with
everything they had and tye punched him and yelled “SOMETHING WAS ON
YOUR FACE, IT WAS PAAIINN!!!!!” but as this happened vana grabbed him
and throw him and he yelled “not cool bro you suck!!!! “
and then buddy fired a mind blast and yelled “ I THINK YOU HAVE SOME
MENTAL PROBLUMS” but buddy got hit with a blast of fire and smashed a
rock and was knocked out. Then qublu (still drunk) gave vana uppercut
and he said “and they said Jackie Chan was the drunken master ha!!!” and
then vana froze qublu in place. Then Poe slashed him from behind and
yelled “WHAT? YOU SCARED OF YOUR OWN SHADOW” then vana increased Poe
natural gravity and Poe could not move because of this.
Rwar
then created a tornado and proceeded to sing you spin my head right
round but vana smashed him with his mace. And so vana concentrated all
he’s power in one blast and fired them at chunk but then tye stood in
front of the blast and said to chunk “you can do this, I believe in you”
tye let out a final yell and disappeared into thin air and vana said
“what will you do all your friends have been destroyed what are you
going to do you pathetic little women. Chunk had finally felt an emotion
intense enough to unlock her special move. Chunk grew a pair of angle
wings and her body glowed with pure light and she flew into space and
then pulled out her sword which had turn into the guardian of light’s
avenger she charged with all her might and yelled “YOU SHALL NOT RULE
FOR MY FRIENDS, FOR EVERYONE YOU WILL ALL DIEEEEES AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH”
chunk smashed the ground with such a force that all the clockworks was
cloaked in a bright light and all evil died chunk had did it with a
single blow she had destroyed all evil. Tye was revived and all were
celebrating well except one. Chunk looked at the charred ground and
noticed that the mask was still intact she was captivated by its
awesomeness and decided to put it on. When she put it on a giant array
of dark energy cloaked chunk and everyone looked towards chunk in
horrification as they witnessed her transformation. Her skin color
turned black as night, her angle wings turned into to demonic wings, her
eyes turned blood red, her teeth turned into fangs, her hair became
long and violet, a dark, shadowy and ghostly aurora and her demo suit
turned black and crimson red. Rwar approached her to see if she was ok,
but at that moment Poe and tye noticed her divine avenger turned into
the phantom’s shadow and only the most evil and dark hearted can wield
this blade, tye and poe yelled at rwar to get away from her but it was
too late chunk stabbed rwar in the heart and then threw him of the
mountain and then chunk smiled with a and rose her head and said
“let’s play a game” chunk then risen up and smashed her sword on the
ground and a created a coliseum of darkness. Then are heroes fought
with all their might but it was not enough as everyone was laying on the
ground tye ran towards chunk but she grabbed his throat and said “you
lose” then she started to melt his flesh off and all you can hear for
miles is tye screaming in pain and then she burned his muscle of his
body and all that was left is his helmet and a pile of bones but chunk
noticed that their was a note sticking out of tye helmet she picked it
up and read it and it said “surprise!:D” Then she looked at his helmet
and the fuse on his helmet was only a few centimeters long and the
helmet said “I hope you like it” and his helmet blow and caused a
tremendous explosion but she did not die. And in the end chunk ruled
over the clockworks and her throne was made of our heroes’ bones to
remind ever one, that if you defy her you will suffer.
The end
Ahahahahahaha!!!!!
